Ever noticed someone doing a little dance before exiting a room? No, it’s not the latest TikTok trend – it’s just my wife ensuring she steps out with her right foot first. Yes, you heard that right (pun intended)!

This peculiar superstition has turned our home into a comedic ballet studio. Picture this: she’s halfway through the doorway, realizes it’s the wrong foot, and moonwalks back in to start over. It’s like watching a human screensaver in action.

Our friends now place bets on how many attempts it’ll take her to leave a party. And don’t get me started on revolving doors – they’re her kryptonite. She once spent so long trying to time her exit that security thought she was casing the joint.

But hey, who am I to judge? If it keeps bad luck at bay and provides free entertainment, I’m all for it. Plus, it’s a great excuse when we’re running late: “Sorry, honey, I left the bedroom with my left foot. Had to go back and do it again… five times.”

So, if you see someone doing the hokey-pokey at every threshold, don’t worry. It’s probably just my wife, keeping the universe in balance, one right step at a time.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​